No, no one “needs” these pants. These pants combine two of the most horrific developments in men’s fashion — cargo shorts and “zipper legs” — and attempt to sell them as neo-prep when they’re pure Juggalo.

No, no one “needs” these pants. These pants combine two of the most horrific developments in men’s fashion — cargo shorts and “zipper legs” — and attempt to sell them as neo-prep when they’re pure Juggalo.